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Hardware, n.: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.


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How to fix a Mac....         Chris Brown   aka Fisherman
    1. Make fist                ba930@freenet.carleton.ca
    2. Insert into screen          'Stop the normalness!' -me
    3. Play frisbee with the CPU.   => JESS TODD'S SPACE!!!!!<=


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"Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman
numerals."
                              -- Henry Spencer
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Gerd Reichinger        REALITY.SYS corrupted!  Reboot universe? [Y/N]
TU Vienna                      ------



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       I'd like to die like my grandpa, sleeping in a car, 
              not screaming like the passengers.
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A mathematican is a device that transforms coffee into theorems.

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PROGRAM  (PRO'-gram') [n] A magic spell cast over a    .----.   . - .
computer allowing it to turn one's input into error    |C>_.|.:'.:.   .
messages.    [vi] To engage in a pastime similar to   _|____|_ `:.  O_/
banging one's head against a wall,  but, with fewer  |      --|   \/M
opportunities for reward. GCS d-- t++ W++ u- au+(*)  `-######-'a  _/ \_

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                        If genius is one percent inspiration
                        and 99 percent perspiration, I sure
                        have been sharing elevators with
                        a lot of very bright people.